Hambone the Pig

What in the world is “He Boatan”?

Maybe it means “Don’t tell anyone I HAVE A PIG IN MY HAIR!”

I shouldn’t have eaten ALL THAT PIE!!!

Anybody got any coffee?

My knight, my protector, just my size…

…I will always stand behind you, my knight-errant! to all a good knight.

Sometimes I just have to defy danger…

…I think I can see an abscess, or maybe just some old grass.

Pigs just love Germany… Germans love pork…

…It’s sort of a love-hate relationship!

Hanging out in Germany….

…just making my way in the world.

AH… Hambone the Alamo Survivor…

…Actually, All I survived is one cold day in January!

Across the river is red square…

…I would get closer, but I can’t swim!

One small step for a pig…

…one giant fall when they light this puppy!!

So much beer, so little time…

…what do you mean it isn’t real beer… it’s as real as ME!!