Hambone the Pig

I found this capitol to be quaint and peaceful…
… I think thy don’t know the guards are really statues!

Most soldiers have the old fashioned bayonet…
…But this brave GI is trying out the deadly and devastating pork barreled Ham-o-net!

New Jersey Wanderer…

… I’d like to take that gold dome to Atlantic City and stuff it in a slot machine!

Oh great fountain of life…

… Oh if I only had hands so I could punch the button.

I’m diggen the half pipe…

… Actually it’s a full pipe… and I can’t figure out what the big deal is.

Oh, Cold…. Cold… Cold…

…why can’t I go back to that “Pig in a Blanket” Look

Fire this thing up, I can’t wait to go…

… WAIT! How am I going to hang on… I ain’t got no thumbs!

Wow look at all the gages…

… the one on the right is my favorite!

Hitting the trails on the sled… running with the helmeted warriors…

… it’s a dream come true… out in the wild… I just wish I could reach the gas!

I think I found the bug in this computer…

…nothing like riding “Piggyback” or “Buggyback” or something like that.