Hambone the Pig

Oh great fountain of life…

… Oh if I only had hands so I could punch the button.

I’m diggen the half pipe…

… Actually it’s a full pipe… and I can’t figure out what the big deal is.

Oh, Cold…. Cold… Cold…

…why can’t I go back to that “Pig in a Blanket” Look

Fire this thing up, I can’t wait to go…

… WAIT! How am I going to hang on… I ain’t got no thumbs!

Wow look at all the gages…

… the one on the right is my favorite!

Hitting the trails on the sled… running with the helmeted warriors…

… it’s a dream come true… out in the wild… I just wish I could reach the gas!

I think I found the bug in this computer…

…nothing like riding “Piggyback” or “Buggyback” or something like that.

What in the world is “He Boatan”?

Maybe it means “Don’t tell anyone I HAVE A PIG IN MY HAIR!”

I shouldn’t have eaten ALL THAT PIE!!!

Anybody got any coffee?

My knight, my protector, just my size…

…I will always stand behind you, my knight-errant! to all a good knight.