3 Feb, 2008
I have prepared a special dish just for you…

… rather I have prepared a dish “with” you!

3 Feb, 2008
Why do you have that hammer?

Oh, That’s why… look quick, there is a UFO!

2 Feb, 2008
What a spread… beef… lamb… and por… pooo….poor…

… Ya. that other white meat!

2 Feb, 2008
I just love Heidi berg

Germany rocks!

28 Jan, 2008
Space, the final frontier…

… needle the final… something.

28 Jan, 2008
It’s a bird, It’s a plane, It’s a chicken!

Actually it’s just a pig keychain taped to a window in Kiev!

28 Jan, 2008
This is cool, no one can find me…

…Who would of thought… carrots and pigs together!

27 Mar, 2007
Where is the microphone? …

… Oh… it’s down there. I had better be careful with the beans!

20 Mar, 2007
Pigs feet ain’t made for keyboards…

… but I can spell “bhg v” just by rolling over!

19 Mar, 2007
Life is like a box of chocolates…

Actually, I prefer “Bar” hopping!
