Hambone the Pig

I think I found the bug in this computer…

…nothing like riding “Piggyback” or “Buggyback” or something like that.

What in the world is “He Boatan”?

Maybe it means “Don’t tell anyone I HAVE A PIG IN MY HAIR!”

Across the river is red square…

…I would get closer, but I can’t swim!

Who said pigs can’t fish?

Wake up, wake up little fishy… HA, your dead and I’m… Oh… yah.

Life is like a box of chocolates…

Actually, I prefer “Bar” hopping!

Russian Tea is so hard to drink!

Can you pass 45 sugar cubes… I need something to stand on.

I’m in love!

Are you conventional? or LED? (I’m kinda picky)

What’s so great about Arizona?

OOOOh, I shouldn’t have sat down!

Santa Claus is coming to town…

Don’t tell anyone… I’m going to make a list too!

Wow, that’s all… wow!

Do you think onions will give me gas?