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SuperPIG!

It’s a bird, It’s a plane, It’s a chicken!
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Actually it’s just a pig keychain taped to a window in Kiev!

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Hiding in the carrot patch

This is cool, no one can find me…
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…Who would of thought… carrots and pigs together!

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Cholesterol Haven!

I am so ready to dig in…
Cheese Fries
… Ah… let’s see… I can’t remember if I washed my feet from when I was standing on the Urinal???

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Urining to Go!

Lets see here… ready… aim…
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… man, I can’t figure out how these things are supposed to make it… you know… easier! – Besides that, how am I supposed to reach the flusher!

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“Cell” abrate

Where is the microphone? …
Cellphone
… Oh… it’s down there. I had better be careful with the beans!

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Working on my website

Pigs feet ain’t made for keyboards…
Keyboard
… but I can spell “bhg v” just by rolling over!

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Cake Walk

Let ‘em eat cake!
Cake
Rather let ME eat cake!

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Chocolate for All!

Life is like a box of chocolates…
Train Candy
Actually, I prefer “Bar” hopping!

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Tea Time

Russian Tea is so hard to drink!
Tea
Can you pass 45 sugar cubes… I need something to stand on.

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Canonball Run!

HELLLOOO… Cool, there is an echo!
Cannons
Did someone just light a match?

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